February 2011
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phiLOLZophy: Myers-Briggs Dating Field Guide →
philolzophy:
ENTP- Why you want one: They have the best circle of smart and interesting friends, they’re laidback, they give great advice. Spoiler Alert: They’ll never put another person ahead of their own interests, self-involved. Where to find one: Out with their friends at a bar they take issue with for one reason or another (cf: hipster), but enjoying themselves as long as everyone knows ...
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January 2011
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Toothpaste ruins the taste of everything.
Even Nutella.
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Stop asking me for my voicemail password, iPhone.
I don’t want to give it to you.
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sometimes I forget that people are usually...
princessofsuburbia:
Oh my god they are!?
How unfortunate.
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The worst is when you associate melancholy with a person.
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I cannot fold fitted bed sheets neatly.
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