Matt on Top Gear [x]
What’s odd about this, you know, is that Matt’s not even being especially aggressive for the sake of the show. This is just how he drives all the time. All that bottled-up rage is constantly seething beneath the surface, and the wheel of a car unleashes it with the force of 3,152 bald cats. At a zebra crossing? “I’m gonna MOW THESE BITCHES DOWN LIKE A BADGER IN HEAT.” Parallel parking? “Yeah, space, here’s my car, TAKE IT, YOU ASSHOLE.” Stuck behind a slow driver? ….I don’t know, maybe he sings a song from Annie or Oklahoma when that happens. It’s hard to say, really. But I bet it’s intense.
(Source: elisa-on-parade)
