yentilian

21 | Fortune Cookie | Scorpio | Slytherin

I was born into this world to amuse myself.

hypotheticalcoffee:

“There’s nothing in Boobylicious that you can’t get right here.  I hope you’re hungry.”

(Sharon Peacham, GCB, 1x02, Hell Hath No Fury)

divinewaffles:

Daniel Handler, AKA Lemony Snicket, gives love advice on twitter. (Part 1)

 #darling i want your scrotum

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